This bike is a pipe bomb.

SO, i got a new road bike. it's name is Blanche. it's blue and light and fast. it consumes my thoughts and feeds my fantasies. i am learning how to control this delicate beast as best i can; so far i've discovered that a stripped-down road bike is much much quicker and faster than a loaded-down mountain bike. also, today i went to Citybikes, which is the single coolest establishment in the metropolitan area. you should all be jealous.

carry on.