I felt the wind on my cheek coming down from the East

I'm becoming increasingly frustrated with my immense laziness that I've developed here. I literally cannot bring myself to even do things I know I must do. I can't wait until someone (i.e. my dad and graduate school) forces me to do shit or my brain will burst a blood vessel just to spite me.

But I guess it's not all bad. During procrastination time, I finally found a dating site that is particularly suited to my idiosyncratic needs.