Life threatening lifestyles
boating and driving under the influence of various chemicals and emotions is not recommended. also revelation: I am a tree. I love those close to me and you who've been close to me and am excited and only slightly apprehensive about the future.
posted by Jonny at 5:38 PM
9 Comments:
DO NOT FORGET about chicken. and orange juice and cookies.
xoxo,
J
I swear to GOD I was going to post that like, yesterday
Hey so, uh, maybe kinda overly internety, but any of you know what the crap is up with twitter? I mean, I'm not a good poster or anything, but I thought it was good to avoid posting mundane daily bs. lemme try-
i had a meeting this morning and it was boring, the semester is almost over which is rad, also i found some morels saturday
I dunno, maybe i just don't know how to do it? No no, its like a post card, and that thing wary was all into, dr kats or whatever, manatee manatee please. "This city's got big buildings i like food bye." Ha, fuck yes, I "get" twitter now.
lord knows what's up with all that new-fangled bulljazz. what's radDER is the fact that i now have a glow-in-the-dark bracelet. it's fucking GENIUS.
also: the sun is out.
i am completely against twitter. i am also completely against texting--leave me a goddammed voice mail already for the love of god!
i am also a 65 year old man trapped inside the body of a 27 yr old woman, so maybe you don't want to listen to me?
yesterday i talked to jesse in walmart (on the phone, we are far apart!) today i had rice and hot and sour soup for lunch, my current favorite
balls
i am drinking nothing but dew, red bull, and coffee and it's WEIRD. WIRED. no plans for lunch, probably some sort of burrito. took a nap yesterday, decided i am totally done with naps. seriously, fuck naps. waking up from a nap is the most soul-crushing thing in the world for me. impossible to recover, and then the rest of the day is fucked and shadowy. push on through, motherfucker. drink some more go-juice or something.
wal-mart!
no no, it has to be 140 characters or less
and fuck naps right in the ass, shadowy... shadowy... shadowy!
the internet can do that too... so i should stop looking into twitter and thinking about join
the internet is a fantastic tool. a fantastic tool for procrastinating!
tool
thule
twitter is a thule
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