I want to make romance inside of you

While making the Miller Light flow like wine last night, a friend of mine introduced me to Borat, which is perhaps the most hilarious thing I've seen since I first saw the Dave Chappelle Show. Case in point. And more. Keep it coming. Where have I been? Oh, right.

And further evidence:

Another time, after convincing the authorities that he was shooting a documentary, Borat managed to infuriate a crowd at a rodeo, first by saying that "I hope you kill every man, woman and child in Iraq, down to the lizards...and may George W. Bush drink the blood of every man, woman and child in Iraq", and then by mangling the words to "The Star-Spangled Banner". For his own safety, Borat was escorted from the venue.

ETA Portland: 6 days.