Monday, April 09, 2007

counterfit chaos

shit was really fucked up when i rolled into the office around noon today. i'm searching for something to say, as i want to have an excuse to sit here and listen to more sheryl crowe. to maximize my desk area, i moved my computer in such a way so as to render my headphones useless (as they are now too short to stretch between my cpu and my ears). so now i try to encourage the others with whom i share an office to leave early. or just never even come here.

stevie wonder rocks. the early stevie wonder. when he was thin and being blind MEANT something.

when you date someone from a different country, your vocabulary is suddenly impressive. unless you date someone from like, england or australia or something, but that's hardly even a foreigner.

i'll never be alone, not with my coin-operated boy.


Blogger l said...


i learned a dirty joke in french over the weekend. but i forgot it. something about the woods and getting a blow job. you wouldn't get it if you don't know french anyway.


and the swirlie-thing when the bath-tub drains is called "strudel" in german. which is fucked, as everyone know strudel is something delicious you eat, not anything to do with water.

7:27 PM  
Blogger Jonny said...

Haha, french, haha.

7:48 AM  

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