Friday, December 08, 2006

Christmas Time and Christmas Cheer

I know you fuckers want to know what I got jonny for christmas, but F-It, he reads this thing. So wait in suspense for your own shit in the mail. Rubber bands hurt when they snap. People who say that they are in the mental health hospital because they are going to "bring sexy back" are awesome as are fat round little kids who you just want to roll around on the floor. Meeting your boyfriend or girlfriend in the looney bin is also something to brag about and old navy has great western shirts for cheap. I will not be home for christmas, but maybe in my dreams, say yeah.

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