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Ever notice how we always post a lot when we're busy with homework? Course you did. Now, sing this song, cuz I'm so all about it right now.
The best, part, of waking up, is Fo oh oh ldiers in your cup!
The best, part, of waking up, is Fo oh oh ldiers in your cup!
posted by Jonny at 5:06 PM
9 Comments:
it took me a good 30 seconds to figure out what you were getting at with that last line.
i don't have any homework i'm busy with.
i mean, yeah, there's shit i could do, but there's ALWAYS shit i COULD do. if i was so inspired. but i'm not.
i was thinking, i really need you or j~wary or jesse or ryland or sammy or any combination thereof to move in with me so i can have some fucking milk around without it going bad. seriously, i could't finish a fucking quart of milk before it went bad. and a pint isn't even worthwhile. i mean, what's a pint. nothing. NOTHING.
milk is like the testicular diarrhea of christ.
which means it's, um, fantastic.
and yeah, who has homework? last i heard, homework was dead. did i miss something? i thought we just played video games and listened to music and rode our bikes and watched movies. and ate cereal. oh, the cereal. is milk is holy jism, then cereal is the crumbled bones of saints.
so i just tried like ten times to delete that last comment so i could repost it without the HORRIBLY CONFUSING typo. it didn't seem to work. unless it disappears overnight, in which case you will all be left with just this inexplicable explanation.
that line should be "IF milk is holy jism...", by the way.
Ya, what is with the editing tools? They don't work at all, they just make you spend time trying to edit.
It took a minute, but I figured it out before I read the update.
She speaks for all of us (graduate students). And I'm refering here to the "but i'm not."
I think we should all grow beards (all) and constantly have them soaked through and through with milk. Fuck ya'll, I got warrants.
i read your 'horrible' type-oh as "milk is holy jism and cereal is the crumbled bones of saints"
wow, this comment section is where it's at, apparently.
i'm down with the milk/beard thing.
my tummy hurts.
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