Sunday, September 30, 2007

Everything I need to know

I learned at Reed College.

Don't start anything a second before you have to. Waiting even longer is advisable. Also, staying up late and drinking beer makes you wiser.

People who have "lives" and want to do things like "work in groups" or "talk on the phone" are scum, and should be dealt with accordingly (death glares, notes left on the entryway: "HEY FUCKHEAD: Talking? Go the FUCK DOWNSTAIRS. THIS MEANS YOU!")

Um, caffeine and nicotine are vitamins.

Also, fuck you.



Blogger Jesse said...

and chipper=unacceptable.

i'm at WORK. WORK is rad, since it's not really WORK. hanging out, writing permits, answering the phone and making up answers to people's questions. directing their calls elsewhere, drinking a chai latte, checking my e-mail. going on the assumption that what i write here is super-private. HA.

it was raining this morning, which drastically reduced the number of a-tards on bikes getting in my way. and it's pretty damn cool to not have to rely on conventional brakes in the rain; my legs don't give a fuck if it's wet, they slow down the bike all the same.

almost time for lunch. i am a pig in a cage. on antibiotics.

11:54 AM  
Blogger Jonny said...

I swear to Christ Jesse, this paper is due today, which I'm sure in the Profs' minds meant during the day, and I'm almost done, but these fucking people all around me BLABBING, I just want to, um, I just, um, I just want them to stop.

There's a group of two, and a group of three, and me. Fuck.

and private? I remember that comic Ry posted- why are people worried about things being read? I mean, I guess I can see it being bad, but, like, so what? I'm sure I'm missing something, but whatever. I'm sticking with "so what."

I love it when the weather separates the men from the boys (on bikes).

New Radiohead album in a few days. I'm sure you care more than me.

7:00 PM  
Blogger Jonny said...

Oh sweet heavens they're gone. Perhaps passing gas was effective.

7:14 PM  
Blogger Jesse said...

just watched 'strange brew' again. "look, it's the hosers who horked our clothes!" HA.

yeah, so what. that's the way to be, i reckon. with pretty much everything.

listening to razorblade suitcase and it's just tremendous. pretending i'm going to alabama tomorrow.

10:10 PM  
Blogger Jonny said...

How's Alabama?

4:01 PM  
Blogger Jesse said...

everything i expected. imaginary churches and lying locals.

unrelated: i think we should call condoms 'manhole covers.'

6:24 PM  

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