more like flapjack awesome

from thisiswhyyourefat.com, an amazing masterpiece that should be the official birthday breakfast for all center-ites:
Layers from bottom to top: pancake; cookie dough; pancake; peanut butter and jelly; pancake; chocolate and bananas; pancake; caramel, oreo, marshmallow, sprinkles, M&M’s; pancake; caramel buttercream frosting granished with Trix cereal.