I don't owe anyone a fucking explanation
I managed to threaten to kill my best friend's girlfriend if she broke his heart and then accidently bloodied her tonight by somehow shattering glass. Damn. I am not amused with myself. I was voted the skechiest-cool guy in my department in an informal poll, but this is not sketchy-cool.
In the spirit of New Years, there is alot of things I should come clean about. But I won't. Refer to the Title.
Addendum: I was drunk when I wrote this, obviously, but it's pretty great when you have to write emails the next morning which say something to the effect: "...I'm sorry I bloodied up your girlfriend and then threatened to kill her..."
In the spirit of New Years, there is alot of things I should come clean about. But I won't. Refer to the Title.
Addendum: I was drunk when I wrote this, obviously, but it's pretty great when you have to write emails the next morning which say something to the effect: "...I'm sorry I bloodied up your girlfriend and then threatened to kill her..."
posted by Semi-Employed Theorist at 3:37 AM
6 Comments:
Fuck you.
we're in this together, sammy. lips locked, circle the wagons, etc.
i am okay with not operating smoothly.
because I fell in love with the girl at the rock show.
<3
awww, man, i thought you bloodied that girl up in honor of me.
also, i told you to pour the beer over your friend's head, not smash the bottle against his girlfriend's head.
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