koala infestation

why can't koalas be closer to me?
http://msnbc.msn.com/id/15486291/?GT1=8618
really.
seriously.
why don't i have some fucking koalas in my house? it WOULD be the cutest infestation ever.
i'll tell you what we really need jonny's dad to do: get us all some fucking koalas. can you even believe their noses? nothing has a nose like that. koala noses are mind-blowing.
i think i want to be a koala for halloween.

strike that, i want to be a koala for life.

i think that's all for now.