dave's kids

all up on the junk of this computer desk. struggling to make this shadow of a headache decide whether or not to stay. watching epic movies makes ordinary life seem alien.

sometimes i want to jump off high places just to make everyone stop and think. except it would probably hurt. so i'll just watch 'jackass' and eat with chopsticks.

i'm almost always thirsty. especially when i don't have any sort of beverage right in front of me. and after eating a $6 tub of popcorn (don't look at me).

you know what's absolutely hilarious? people who talk a lot, and fast. it's fucking fantastic, really. i eat that shit up.