the returning

so i'm coming to portland for a visit. july 30-august 12. i haven't actually bought my ticket yet (i get paid tomorrow and can't buy the ticket until then), so i guess this is a little premature, but still.

i think i've figured out a way to do my field work in vancouver, bc. i'll find out if that's really true when i visit there july 28 and 29. i hope to god it works. true, it isn't portland, but this city isn't healthy for me. i need to be on the west coast of the north american continent. stat.

more like flapjack awesome

from thisiswhyyourefat.com, an amazing masterpiece that should be the official birthday breakfast for all center-ites:
Layers from bottom to top: pancake; cookie dough; pancake; peanut butter and jelly; pancake; chocolate and bananas; pancake; caramel, oreo, marshmallow, sprinkles, M&M’s; pancake; caramel buttercream frosting granished with Trix cereal.

I R&W'ed one of Jonathan's photos, dunno if it works or is sacrilege